White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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