This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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