please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Blood and glitter go together right?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
