every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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