I think my vagina is haunted
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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