"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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