I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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