i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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