Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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