Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
How does it feel to date your dad?
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