So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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