ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
i've created a new STD.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
