yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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