24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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