But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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