Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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