My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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