My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You smell like stripper and shame
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize
