is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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