Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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