i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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