I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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