The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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