what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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