awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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