Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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