Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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