i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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