Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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