All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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