The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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