ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
