Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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