i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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