Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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