Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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