So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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