I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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