I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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