She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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