so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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