Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
