i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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