i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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