my soul wont recognize me after tonight
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
