i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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