KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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