Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
