i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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