Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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