so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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