You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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