I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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