is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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