Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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