It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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