thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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