Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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