he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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