Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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