So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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